Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Diss

Arwen came home with this little ditty.

Don't let me snap my fingers in a zed formation;
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbow, Elbow, Wrist, Wrist;
Quiet Girl, you just got dissed.

Why are nine year old girls singing about hip rotations and booty sensations?

Then I found this

The girl is younger than Arwen.

Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Hip rotation, booty sensation
Elbows, elbows, Wrist,Wrist
Snap Snap; Kiss Kiss

What is the world coming too, when dissing someone is the name of a song?


LarryD said...

Don't know what to say. Back in my day we used to sing:

"[Person's name]'s made of
Greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little turdy birdie feet
French-fried eyeballs
swimming in tomato sauce
Sold at your favorite store"

It had a melody which obviously I can't type out.

And then the person being teased would say "I'm rubber, you're glue - bounces off me and sticks to you."

And then we'd go back to doing whatever.

It's quite a common diss, too.

mary333 said...

Yeah, my daughter is almost nine and comes home with stuff like this too.

Larry's ditty was disgusting ;) I bet he loved every minute of letting you know that one!

Scripture to keep in mind

Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth: [17] Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, [18] A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, [19]A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren. [20] My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20


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