Female Detective King forcefully hand cuffs a suspect: "You are under arrest for attempted murder, narcotics production and making me late for my husband's birthday party."
Puff (querying): It's against the Law to make a detective late for his/her spouse's birthday party?
Bear(deadpan): Never fight with a woman who has PMS and a gun.
Puff(matter of factly): Never fight with a woman who has PMS.
Bear(dead pan): Yeah, the gun is optional.
What? You all know it's true.