Friday, November 4, 2011

First Animal Rights Now Tubers


Potatoes


Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

And finally they got married, and had a little
sweet potato, which they called, 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts
of life.

They warned her about going out and getting
half-baked,
so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!


But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries; and
when she went out West, to
watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...

Yam said she would stay on the straight and
narrow and wouldn't associate with
those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say: 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips.

But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......

Are you
Ready for this?



Are
You sure?

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OK!
Here it is!

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A
COMMON
TATER




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Scripture to keep in mind

Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth: [17] Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, [18] A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, [19]A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren. [20] My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20

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