Puff: Galadriel, Arwen and I are going out, you will be taking care of Frodo, for an hour, until Dad comes home.
Galadriel: Yay, I'll be alone for an hour.
Puff: Cocks her head sideways and points to Frodo.
Galadriel: I meant I'll be grown- up free for awhile. I, Puff continue looking at her, honestly I was waiting for her to finish- that's all... I didn't mean to suggest that... I only meant...Why is being a teenager so hard? nodding to Frodo: Frodo has the perfect life, he gets everything handed to him For added effect she gives him an Arrowroot cookie. Turning to Arwen... Arwen has it easy. Back to Frodo ...He isn't complicated...I hate being a teenager, it's like being on an emotional roller coaster.
This is where Arwen pipes up: You think being eight and a half is easy?
And the two of them descend into a contest of who suffered the worse bullying?
And I've got 21 fracking years of teenager in the house
6 months after Galadriel turns 20 Arwen turns 13 and 6 months after Arwen turns 20 Frodo turns 13.
Scripture to keep in mind
Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth:  Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood,  A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren.  My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20
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