Arwen and Puff:
Puff: Arwen, how do you feel.
Arwen: My throat and ears hurt.
Puff: But, yout fever's gone?
Puff: I was so glad to find out, at the doctor's, that you put on some weight. Yay. You need to put on some weight to be healthy. Eat more junk food to be healthy!
Arwen: That's is the weirdest thing I have ever heard a parent say!
Puff: Frodo is being unreasonable, an demanding, and I can't figure out what he wants.
Galadriel: Oh, so he's a teenager!
Puff: Well, then stop conditioning your siblings to behave like teenagers
Galadriel: I'm not conditioning them, I'm just there!
Scripture to keep in mind
Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth:  Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood,  A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren.  My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20
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