Thursday, September 1, 2011

Just shoot me

Galadriel: Mom, you commented, "Somebody, just shoot me."
Why would you want someone to shoot you?

Puff: Because, you people are driving me insane!

Galadriel: AH, you mean we're doing our job.

4 comments:

Vox Cantoris said...

My son's mother used to say, "If I ever end up like my mother, please shoot me."

Since she did end up just like her mother and not wanting to emotionally scar my son I chose instead to divorce her and seek the annulment which I am grateful for...not that it has done me much good since, but you never know.

Colleen said...

That is too funny! Thanks for sharing it!

mary333 said...

Hee!Hee! That IS funny! Galadriel will keep you on your toes!

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Yeah, I've had sixteen years of her keeping me on my toes. I would like to put my heel down now.

Scripture to keep in mind

Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth: [17] Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, [18] A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, [19]A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren. [20] My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20

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