Monday, August 29, 2011

Galadriel and Arwen Strike Again

Scene: Back seat of Family Car, After Sunday Mass, After Brunch. Galadriel has just lost an argument with Puff, neither one of us remembers what the argument was about.

Galadriel: I just shot my ass in the foot, didn't I?

Puff: More like you shot your foot in the ass.

Arwen: You two owe the Language Trip Jar $0.50 each.

4 comments:

ignorant redneck said...

But, But, wht about Eowyn? I've always thought she was coolest!

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

Arwen had decided that it would behoove her to stay out of the argument ands distract Frodo by teaching him a new song:

This little piggie went to market.
This little piggie stayed home
This little piggie had roast beef
This little piggie had none.
This little piggie went BOOOM in your face.

Which for some reason Frodo found hysterical.

Anonymous said...

Mom!

I stayed out of the argument cuz i don't want my sister to say "shut up" to me. So she was on her own in that argument.

Arwen

Dim Bulb said...

I still find this little piggie hysterical.

And Arwen, someday you'll be 18 and your big sister will still be telling you to shut up; unfortunately, she'll probably be living out of the house by then so you can no longer hang the language jar over her head.

Oh, and never pick on your little brother, they're special.

Scripture to keep in mind

Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth: [17] Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, [18] A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, [19]A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren. [20] My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20

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