Friday, June 17, 2011

It's amazing what kids research on the internet

Heard from the Living Room -  Galadriel to younger sister, Arwen

G:
Hey, Arwen, guess what the IQ of a moron is?

A:
What?

G:
Below 70  And the IQ of an idiot is below 20

A:
What's the IQ of a tool?

G:
Doesn't say- must be 0

A:
Hey, you call me all three.

FYI-  Our search engine has the safety enabled, but that only filters for sexual content not general politeness.

3 comments:

ignorant redneck said...

So, a moronically idiotic tool would have the same IQ as a politician?

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

I see nothing wrong with your math

Bear-i-tone said...

@ Ignorant Redneck

The mathematics required to calculate a politician's IQ would require the frequent use of the square root of --1, that is the imaginary number

Scripture to keep in mind

Six things there are, which the Lord hateth, and the seventh his soul detesteth: [17] Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, [18] A heart that deviseth wicked plots, feet that are swift to run into mischief, [19]A deceitful witness that uttereth lies, and him that soweth discord among brethren. [20] My son, keep the commandments of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother. ***Cf:Douay-Rheims Proverbs 6: 16-20

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